Mike’s Dump

June 15, 2005

Dad, It’s Floating

Filed under: Uncategorized — mikesdump @ 8:57 am

Being a dad I’ve always expected I’d have to fend off evil closet
monsters, big spiders or something under the bed. I never imagined I’d
have to rescue a daughter from a scary floating shampoo bottle. Erika,
my youngest daughter (22 months), will not get into the bathtub if
there is a shampoo bottle in there that will start floating as the
bathtub fills. She doesn’t actually say, “dad, it’s floating”, she just
points, screams and fights to not go into the bathtub. Recently she has
even started throwing some of her toys out of the bathtub (the
ones that float of course). I should probably find a way to work this
into a punishment; eat all your vegetables or I’ll put you in the
bathtub with the bottles.



  1. […]I ran over to see what was wrong fully
    expecting to find blood gushing from her head. When I got there

    Comment by Mike's Dump — August 16, 2005 @ 9:18 pm | Reply

  2. In my six years of being a dad I have seen my fair share of puke. I’ve seen chunky puke. I’ve seen liquid puke. I’ve seen puke that has made me ask, “When did you eat that”? I have been puked on

    Comment by Mike's Dump — February 20, 2006 @ 8:38 pm | Reply

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